chillin with the pooches. (Taken with picplz.)

cutting nirian’s fur with kid scissors. (Taken with picplz.)

so tonight i’ve been poking around memory lane a little bit, and so i’m going to talk about my prom. all four of them that i went to. this post is mostly for my benefit, but if someone else enjoys it then awesome!

• cuddles
• movie cuddles
• handholding
• laying in bed doing nothing
• makeouts
• kisses in general
• knowing someone loved me

suffice to say, the last three months of my life have been absolute shit. i am very much bitter, party of one.

life would be 100% easier if dan and i were straight enough to stay together. or if chazie was straight. or if i stopped dating all together and became a slut again, because every relationship i have ends in the shittiest way possible.

…i’m not jaded at all.

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aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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